hidden-disaster:

michellehartson:

shadesandgoldbullets:

littlefuckinglesbian:

I wonder whose arms I would run and fall into, if I was drunk in a room with every person I have ever loved.

Wow.

just wow….

The real question is who in that room would still catch you.

(via aunttblazerr)

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via andrewquo)

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via octopussoua)

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Who’s going to be the first person to participate in the ALS cum bucket challenge

I nominate Harrison Ford and Betty White for the ALS cum bucket challenge

(via schloong)